United States-Mexico Zombie Border Issues

United States-Mexico Zombie Border Issues

Murrieta, CA – Protestors have lined the back roads outside a secluded dilapidated home bordering a favorite campsite close to Mexico. A “concerned citizen,” weeks earlier, notified local Pinal County Sheriff Richard Grimes, who quickly called a press conference. Sheriff Grimes stated, “There have been numerous reports of zombies along and around the Mexican border, most likely trying to get into America.”

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Palin Set Free From Cage: RNC Cancels Day 1

Sara Palin from the Vice Presidential Debates. Photo by Xomiele

Palin Set Free From Cage: RNC Cancels Day 1

"TAMPA – The first day of the Republican National Convention was canceled earlier today much to the dismay of it’s supporters.

“It has come to our attention that party mascot Sarah Palin has been set free from her holding cell and is roaming freely around Tampa,” a spokesman for the RNC said Monday."

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